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    Default Remembering BeirutiLibnani

    I would like to use this thread to post some of Beiruti's best moments, replies, stories, jokes... through years of writing on the forum.
    If you want you can share a story you have that reminds you of Beiruti or maybe one of his quotes that cracked you up.
    It would be our goodbye to him and like a long long George Carlin show

    It's a good thing we had him Under the Spotlights at Sawte. If you want to know more about the real Beiruti, check this link:
    http://sawte.com/vb/general-discussi...tilibnani.html

    I will start with his famous quote:

    "Hassan Nasrallah should be plucked from his rat hole and brought to justice for high treason"

    and

    "Shalom and L'Chaim"
    One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

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    This is a reply Beiruti made to Yoss after a long long Thread.

    Hmmmmmm...I have read your(above) "piece de resistance" twice and I couldn't comprehend it...Maybe because I was sober ... I'll get back to you after couple of Arak shots...Okie Dokie I'll give you a B+ though for your sense of humor, didn't know you had any


    Shalom
    One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

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    Talking 10 things you didn't know about Beirut

    10 things you didn't know about Beiruti

    1- I hate Sardines

    2- I can't stand guys wearing leather pants

    3- I do push vespa drivers off the road (when cops aren't looking)

    4- I have a beard now like my buddy hassouna (haven't shaved for a month)

    5- I can't stand Balestinians calling themselves Lebanese

    6- I have a soft spot for rednecks(they are genuine people)

    7- Je deteste la couleure Jaune (no offense to my dear kizbullahi friends)

    8- I do get on people's nerves and under their skin (it's a natural talent)

    9- I'm a faithful husband( but I lust every single day especially on the beach)

    10- I can't stand arabs-3ourouba-and what ever comes with it
    One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

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    Farewell to BeirutiLibnani and from BeirutiLibnani ....

    AH the "KARMA" topic... I have been blessed by this "KARMA" thingy, really. I can feel the love and admiration by those who have bestowed me with so many "NEGATIVE KARMAS". My nights are endless, my days are longer, my dreams are shattered, my worst fears are right in front of my eyes, every time I log on and see "MY KARMA" numbers getting higher and higher

    Thank God for friends like: VAMPIRE--B2A3KAFRA--KANAAN--JDDC--KASARJIAN--SEEMAN--ABOU HATAB--TP--TABOUK--KATOOM-- and even the unemployed syriani-jarabi-sweedy-wannabe-whatyoumcallit

    My aim is to reach the "HIGHEST NUMBER OF NEGATIVE KARMA" on Sawte.com ...

    Nowback to our regularly scheduled program in progress... I have a sneaky feeling that Tabouk will be back for good, as well as two other rifa2(I have read the closing of threads and the 20 point infraction thingy). Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Like I've always said to all my friends:

    "PREVIOUS BEHAVIOUR PREDICTS FUTURE BEHAVIOUR"...Maybe e boulos will wake up one day and shed these cobwebs as well.Maybe not.hahahaha...


    Shalomkoun wa L'chaimakoun ya'll
    ? ? ?? ?? ....

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    His reply to Yoss was the most appropriate although satirical. This was his power, using satire to give the most suitable answers, a suitability even seriousness sometimes cant attain. A subtle satire can be the most expressive!
    Je dfendrai mes opinions jusqu' ma mort, mais je donnerai ma vie pour que vous puissiez dfendre les vtres.

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    Default Beiruti's Buzz Phrases

    Some of Beiruti's Buzz Phrases

    Global Warming my derriere. This is the best my tomatoe and pepper plants have ever looked
    Will you companies outhere please put some english speaking Customer Service people
    Why do we speed to get places where we do have to wait?
    Having trouble finding a Doctor to execute condemned prisoners?
    Go to an abortion clinic !
    Most Americans aren't talking nor complaining about rising gas prices? Because they can't blame Bush any more !!!
    I never make mistakes. I thought I made one once, but I was mistaken
    The US Congress is considering taxing soft drinks in the interest of health care savings, but won't ban cigarettes
    The economy is real real bad, the Mafia is laying off judges in Chicago
    I yelled: Turn Your turn signal young lady. She yelled back: I can't, I'm using my cell phone with one hand and using the other hand to apply my make-up
    GM a.k.a. Government Motors new models lineup: The Pelosi Sport; The Reid Sedan; and the Obama LTD
    Prevent unwanted pregnancies. Support Gay marriage
    RECESSION: when your neighbor loses his job. DEPRESSION: when you lose your job. RECOVERY: when obama loses his
    Aounallah, after receiving 48% of the Christian votes, declared his "divine Victory"

    Meanwhile, the 3ajami, elmer fudd, declared from his underground suite: " You touch our free electricity...You die

    You try to touch our weapons...You die

    You try to take away our airport security...You die

    You harras our mobilette squads...You die

    You don't give us 1/3+1...You die

    You enter the Da7yieh republic un-invited...You die
    One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

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    like fattouch a lot but I do choose:

    TaPPouli


    Shalom
    beiruti
    YOU CAN KILL A MAN BUT YOU CAN'T KILL AN IDEA. -Medgar Evers.

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    I knew Beiruti from Lebanon.com forum
    He loved even his political opponents. He kept them on the run !
    He had high sense of humor and we all did enjoy his topics
    He loved Lebanon more than anything else.!
    RIP his soul
    Patriot.

    one of his topics below

    "LE CPL vous invite au :
    VOYAGE DE L'AMITI SYRO-LIBANAISE
    Un voyage 'cher nos coeurs'

    Le 13 mai 2008

    Programme :

    8h, dpart de RABIEH.
    8h30, arrt AWKAR, jets de pierre et manakish
    9h, caf au Camping Centre-ville, narguil et chants patriotiques - distribution de la cassette 'le sang des martyrs'
    10h, regroupement des autocars Chiah, visite de l'glise Mar Mikhael, et distribution des t-shirts 'Iztizna, Sayyedna, Rassna'
    12h, djeuner Zahl, jets de pierre sur la permanence Katab et sandwichs labn
    15h, franchissement de la 'frontire symbolique trace par l'imprialisme occidental au nom de l'oppression des peuples arabes frres'
    16h, arrive Damas et fraternisation avec les 'jeunesses baathistes pour l'extermination du peuple juif'
    17h, visite des prisons syriennes pour envoyer un message d'amiti aux prisonniers libanais volontaires.
    19h, rception au Palais des Assaad
    19h30 : Discours de Bashar : 'La grande Syrie, garantie de stabilit pour le Liban'.
    23h30 : Fin du discours de Bashar et discours du Gnral Prsident AOUN : 'Le Liban libr des Hariris - Moyens mis en oeuvre'
    Minuit : Retour Beyrouth, avec animation musicale de la bande Bassil dans l'autocar : 'Jette la grenad' et broie l'sunnite'

    Frais : Gratuit, le voyage tant offert par l'agence iranienne pour le dveloppement de la discipline religieuse et du respect de la Charia.
    Inscriptions : Camping Centre-ville, tente N13. Demandez A. Hachem.

    As always

    JPK

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    beiruti's reply to a4d' question (lebanese-forces.org)

    How many of you guys plan on moving back to Lebanon, one day? It seems like half of this forum, if not more, lives outside Lebanon and it would be a shame if most here never returned.

    What the heck for?
    To be constantly intimidated by the terroristic organization of hizbullah?
    To be constantly threathened by nabih berry and his masters?
    To witness one assassination after another?
    To witness an ex-general throwing his Christian constituent into the den of the devil itself for the sake a a lousy kirsi in Baabda?



    Shalom and l'chaim
    YOU CAN KILL A MAN BUT YOU CAN'T KILL AN IDEA. -Medgar Evers.

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    You wanna be a 3arab? Just fine and dandy with me... But

    Do not try to shove your 3arabism down my throat...

    I aint a arab, never been an arab, and will never be an arab.

    I'd rather slash my own throat than being an arab



    Shalom and l'chaim
    beiruti
    YOU CAN KILL A MAN BUT YOU CAN'T KILL AN IDEA. -Medgar Evers.

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